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fuckmysimslife:

The last time my sims threw a party was a toddler’s birthday party. Two people died (pictured, one’s a ghost, one is in the process of dying), the butler set the house on fire (twice), and the mother went in to labour.

That was not Maria’s best birthday.

fuckyeahsims:

So for some reason my sim went to work naked (she’s in the culinary career). And halfway through working, she walked out with a promotion and an increased relationship with her boss. I’m really concerned about what her and her boss did behind closed doors.

simsgonewrong:

her boss came over at an ungodly hour and when she went to sleep he casually pulled a drum set out of his backpack.

after my sim got laid she kept walking around like this

1,232 plays Groceries Marc Russo The Sims

constable-connor:

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The Sims / Groceries (Buy Mode 2)

oh my god, my childhood.

alexsuareasy:

simsgonewrong:

My kid was having a pool party and the Grim reaper showed up and took the whole plate of grilled salmon. 

rude