“FAKKU Geddan” - LargeHotCoffee
I don’t understand. But I can still love.
Thank You from the Porn Industry
The porn industry thanks Los Angeles for passing Measure B, which requires all pornographic actors to wear condoms.
last Christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
I will never, ever, ever get tired of EVA videos of astronauts falling down on the moon.
This isn’t him, but Charlie Duke was my favourite stumbler.
I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you
so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing
whistled again, nothing
then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me
apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself the entire way down to answer my call
drama queen
