OK here’s a Hokney-eske image of my room for you. How am I supposed to sleep here? The bed is inaccessible! I could move it all onto the floor for the night but I know I’d die in the morning but even if I were to tackle it there isn’t enough room for it all to go in my room! Tonight perhaps I’ll retire to the spare room and tomorrow sacrifice half my stuff to the attic… it’ll be a long day.
