June 2013
T.U.M.B.L.R
Adriana Figueroa
So I saw this post come up on my dashboard earlier, and I mean, I couldn’t not… This is why I love this site so much – you people rock.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your blog’s a joke, you’re broke, your OTP is gay
It’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here
For a TV show that has not been on for months, or even for years
But Tumblr’s here for you, when the tears start to fall
Tumblr’s here for you, like no website before
Tumblr’s here for you, cause you’ve got nothing else to do
Credit to danpudi, teacupsandcyanide, and apushinthewrongdirection for their collaborative text post lyrics! Enjoy. :)
this is the best thing i have heard in a long long time
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
Listen
The TARDIS now looks like a nightclub.
never has this remix been more appropriate.
May 2013
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
